Sunday, April 22, 2007

700 Possible Blog Names

I did it. At some point it seemed impossible, at many times it felt needless and at the end it felt completely necessary because of who I was doing it for: you, the public. After three weeks, here is my gift to the world: 700 possible blog names.

This project was inspired by John Hodgman (the Mac), who gave his readers 700 hobo names, a public service for those who wanted to enter the world of switch yard bonfires and fashions made of lint. Hodgman wisely suggested to keep the hobo list close at hand, for if you met a fellow hobo on the rails with the same name, you would quickly need to choose another one. I give out similar advice with this list, primarily because of the various ways it can be used:

    • As answers to the question "have you read any good blogs lately?"
    • When addressing a gathering of people who want to start their own blogs and the question of "well, what should I call it?" inevitably comes up.
    • When assuaging a friend or loved one with "oh no, surely your blog isn't as bad as ___ or ___"
    • For use in the rouse of "talking" to your "secretary" on a cellphone in an airport and you have to list off all the different blogs to send your recent press release to.
I will address further uses of this list, and various other topics related to the 700, in a post later this week. For now, onto the 700 Possible Blog Names:

  1. Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas, N.M.
  2. Gypsies, Tramps and Steves
  3. A Dog's Blog
  4. Small Hats
  5. Wonderful Smarmy
  6. The Deutsch Family Circus
  7. Only Angels Drink Tab
  8. The Last Lever
  9. Scientific Progress Goes SHTOINK!
  10. Gary Land
  11. My Grass is Browner
  12. You're Invited to Owl World
  13. In the End There Can Be Only Me ... and You
  14. Absolutely 666 Street
  15. Green County Mushrooms
  16. Karen, The Hunted
  17. Hacking the New Testament
  18. I Can Blog Anything Better Than You
  19. The Legend of Bloggy Creek
  20. A Stone's Throw From Nowhere
  21. A (Black) Light at the End of the Tunnel
  22. You Will Kindly Remove Your Mask
  23. Tilling For Love
  24. Jeff Myrtlebank's New Blog
  25. It's Tuesday Somewhere
  26. Twirling Toward Freedom
  27. Too Late for Worms
  28. When She Finds Me There'll Be No Time to Explain
  29. Cobwebs and Strange Syrup
  30. Last Surviving Soda Jerk
  31. Mary Ann's Cauldron of Hope
  32. A Smattering of Twiggy Fans
  33. Butch Christie is an Innocent Man
  34. I Sing the Body Eclectic
  35. Sensible Supermarket Sweep
  36. Take My Blog ... Please!
  37. Visit Huntington, Ore.
  38. In the Nest of Madness
  39. The Streets of East St. Louis
  40. Disco Pants and Haircuts
  41. Water for Breakfast
  42. I Blog Short Shorts
  43. Trip McNatt Takes the Wheel
  44. Bunnies, Bunnies in My Blog
  45. You Can Call Me Hal
  46. Mutant R.A.T. Attack
  47. One-Armed Blog
  48. Salute My Shorts
  49. On Probation in Riverside
  50. The Lion Who Swallowed a Tiger
  51. Super Mario & The Women
  52. Purdue Boilermakers: 2007 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions
  53. Seventh Floor Dungeon: What Goes Bump in the Night and Zzzzzz By Day
  54. Deconstructing Louise Fairbanks
  55. Let My Blog Open the Door
  56. A Million to WHY
  57. Sexual Perversions of Shreveport
  58. The Case Against Antiquing
  59. Danny McArthur Tells It Again
  60. Every Thursday is Pizza Day
  61. Ax Handle Illustrated
  62. Mind Salad
  63. The Shovel Index
  64. Molly Sullivan's Kitchen Pantry: Where Ideas are Found and Friends Are Made
  65. The Three of Them Are Evil and Evil Are All Three
  66. The Real Wisconsin Dells
  67. Ray vs. Tim
  68. Storytime with David Magix
  69. Free Pineapple Tomorrow
  70. Atop a Tractor in Iowa You Can See Forever
  71. The Unwinking Eye
  72. There is a Blog at the Bottom of the Ocean
  73. Four Red Bulls a Day
  74. Wheelbarrow Advocates of Eastern Missouri
  75. My Sheep Are My Shepherd
  76. I Want to Tell You My Secret
  77. Fear Not, Cthulu
  78. I'll Read When I'm Dead
  79. Are You Ready to Believe?
  80. NE1410S?
  81. Neighborhood Hydrologist
  82. The Moon Hungers
  83. Around Green Bay in 80 Posts
  84. Brisket and Gravy
  85. This Time It's For Keeps
  86. Pat Smear
  87. I'm Just Serving Justice
  88. J. Chubbock at Your Service
  89. Learning to Lie (Easier Than You Think)
  90. The Films of Michael Caine
  91. House Maid Confidential
  92. Edgar Winter Band Steamroller
  93. Dario Argento and the Pine Tar Rule
  94. Buy My Ties
  95. When Will Freeman Green Break Up With Me?
  96. Divorce, Liz Style
  97. Smokin' Onions
  98. Intensity in Tent City (Ark.)
  99. Large Hats
  100. Schadenfreude for Beginners
  101. 88 Days to Live
  102. Facts About Charles Durning
  103. Kink Cameron: A Look at the Sexual Subtext of Growing Pains
  104. It's Raining Fish, Hallelujah
  105. Be My Roomie
  106. Pictures of Lillies
  107. Ralph Riffs
  108. Thinned Mints: Unlocking the Recipes of Girl Scout Cookies
  109. Rubber Rainbow
  110. Apple Street Buffet Club
  111. Rich Kotite Impostors
  112. The Squirrels and the Dead
  113. Pennies by Mail
  114. Old Witch Hat Mountain and Other Short Stories
  115. Twin Trouble (the Misty and Rainn Diaries)
  116. Steak Through the Heart -- 98 Recipes by John H.
  117. Midnight Kerning
  118. She Wears It Well
  119. Dial-Up Bandit
  120. Four Non Blondes (Lyrics, Photos, Memories)
  121. In Search of ... Leonard Nimoy
  122. He Came From Beyond the Firewall
  123. Bubbling: Bubble Tea in Charlotte
  124. Moustaches in East Lansing: The Final Rankings
  125. The Airport Drunk
  126. Valley of the Goathead
  127. Landlocked in Nashville
  128. You Have to Half It
  129. Emu eMuseum
  130. Spicy Harrisburg
  131. Vita-Mom
  132. 40 oz. Facelift
  133. Get the Rhett Out
  134. Touch It-Read It-Touch It
  135. Bread of the Babysitter
  136. Overflowing Math Bath
  137. Shecky Greene
  138. 300 Words Per Day
  139. Club Soda ... Now!
  140. OK Crabs
  141. Baby Eagle is Back
  142. Ninja for Wyoming
  143. Give Up Your Dimes
  144. The Nine: Together Again & Soon to Be Ten
  145. Let's Make Tomatoes!
  146. The Norbit Pit (or NorPit)
  147. The Edward Strikes Back
  148. Real World: Billings
  149. Blackberry Beret
  150. What Would Jeebus Do?
  151. 42-39-56
  152. Wilmington Underground
  153. And the Joysticks Surrendered
  154. Indianapolis Bohemian
  155. December 28, 1996
  156. Blood On the Airwaves
  157. Cold Crackers
  158. Born on the Interstate
  159. Johnny Carwash
  160. My Father Owns This Town
  161. Party at Gator's
  162. U.S.S. Brendon
  163. Crossing the Streams
  164. Trapped in Huntsville
  165. STD Gun (Loaded)
  166. Me Minus Emily Equals Negative Us
  167. The Baraboo Sessions
  168. Tonight, We Graduate
  169. Locomotive vs. Locomotive
  170. Touch a Color, See Its Sound
  171. Young Muddy Rudders
  172. 1,200 Signs
  173. Kelsey's Turn
  174. Password: ******
  175. Fresh Kites
  176. Rutger Hauer University
  177. Soft Serve In a Golden Cone
  178. And Now For My Final Trick of the Evening
  179. Have a Sip On Me
  180. Finding Your Place in Lubbock
  181. Tapered Pants Do Not Look Good on Anyone
  182. Salmon & Honeycomb
  183. Story of Tonight
  184. The River Caleb (Dam Him)
  185. So You Want to Buy a Pinball Machine
  186. Last Exit for Dire Straits
  187. The Granite State is Crumbling
  188. Tiffany Breathes Contempt
  189. Frozen Oak
  190. The Burning Pea Coat and Other Alderman Family Parlor Tricks
  191. The Indian Taco (There's Enough for Everyone)
  192. Showdown on Fight Street
  193. The Last Tree House
  194. First of the New Epoch
  195. Coke Oven
  196. A Blog in the House
  197. Slow Turtle
  198. All the Pieces Fit
  199. One Mile to America City
  200. Ready. Set. Go Back.
  201. She Had Become Like They Are
  202. Eddie-Free San Jose
  203. Ha!
  204. Rent-a-Chris
  205. The Kevlar Jungle
  206. Iron Pinata
  207. Swimming to Stand Still
  208. The Greatest Story Ever Smelled
  209. Tomorrow is Canceled
  210. Tiger Shark Piledriver
  211. Great Geyser in the Sky
  212. Put Upon by Hailey
  213. Eat the Night
  214. Dream Street (Nightmare Alley)
  215. Candle in the Whale
  216. Vegetabeliever!
  217. Cannonball Brain
  218. Pour It On Thick
  219. Flaming Dignity
  220. Subterranean Reno Blues
  221. A Day Without Elves
  222. From the Desk of Perry White
  223. High On Stilts
  224. Volcano Insurance
  225. Two Bullets, Five Zombies
  226. The Guy She Left Before You Found Her
  227. Circus Peanuts for All
  228. The Quentin Memorandum
  229. Topeka is No Place for an Englishman
  230. John Waters in '08
  231. Pulque Kegger Tonight
  232. The Ongoing Frustration of Chet Houston
  233. More Productive Cake
  234. The Real Family Feud
  235. Seven Days Without Trevor Makes One Weak!
  236. Marc Side of the Moon
  237. TGIF (This Grandma is Fantastic!)
  238. One Thing We Can Agree On
  239. The Three of Us Are Dying (Eric, Diana and Patrick Ponder the Afterlife)
  240. Dam the Tuxedos
  241. Two Piggyfaces All in a Row
  242. No Re-Post, No Surrender
  243. Army Surplus Stores Are Da Bomb
  244. Shrinkin' Into 'Blivion
  245. Free Halloween Costumes
  246. Pontius McHate
  247. I Was an Encyclopedia Salesman
  248. Rope Ladder to Hell
  249. Strangely Indifferent
  250. Lost River, Ore.
  251. Do My Taxes
  252. Angels With Scabby Faces
  253. Fourth Grade Something
  254. Not Afraid of Black Holes
  255. Only the Good Dye Blonde
  256. When Will Family Circus Stop?
  257. Undefeated Deli
  258. Inquisitive Blue Jay
  259. All My Trains Are Gone
  260. The Texarkana Kaper
  261. Monsters of Hoboken
  262. Teddy Bear Jailhouse
  263. 100 Percent Alcohol
  264. Warning: Quick Sand Ahead!
  265. (*Blink*) Indiana's Best Neon Signs (*Buzz*)
  266. The House on Blog Hill
  267. Confessions of a Keytarist
  268. Mummified Grizzly (RAWR!)
  269. Searching for Dakota Coldsmith
  270. The Buzz of Saw County (Neb.)
  271. Another Jonathan Brewster by 2017
  272. Malted Frenzy
  273. Gloom Pie
  274. Chocolate Submarine
  275. Shadowy Women of 16th Street
  276. Liquid Pachinko
  277. Living Chainsaw
  278. Liftoff on Madness Blvd.
  279. They Came for Charlie
  280. Rascalman's Quarterly
  281. 5,000 Degree Coffee
  282. Children Can't Draw
  283. Pegasus Survival Guide
  284. Milk is for Baby Goats (Not Me)
  285. Journey to the Sun
  286. Winning the War Against Losers
  287. Classy Bakery
  288. Dry Cleaned Wet Suit
  289. A Turn About Town
  290. Robots Don't Vomit
  291. The Golden Vessel of Sink Harbor
  292. Unchain Me, Sister
  293. Asphalt Wrestler
  294. Fatal Calculator
  295. Pollute, Refute, Repeat
  296. Piano Noose
  297. 99 Hours of Isaac
  298. Nancy Allen on Your Computer
  299. Yoda Tree
  300. The Time Tunnel is Closed
  301. Putter Greg's eGreen
  302. Broken Hamburger
  303. Memorable Sewers
  304. Chin Deep in Medicine
  305. Never Pass Up a Good Thingy
  306. Double Chin Shotgun
  307. Find Your Shantytown
  308. Michael Ironside's Longface Cafe
  309. The Polkadot Cheesecake Room
  310. Boats
  311. Circus Court (In Session)
  312. Corpus Christi's Freakharmonic
  313. Blood Ink
  314. Invincible Castle
  315. 64 Jackpots Per Minute
  316. Run Rummer
  317. Backgammon on Venus
  318. Guess the Gender, Win a Waffle
  319. Unkind Parrot
  320. Juju Bee Bullet Gun
  321. Expelled from Detroit
  322. The Brightest Reds are Yellow
  323. Gold Coins in an Ashtray
  324. Jug Bomb
  325. I'll Have the Eyeballs
  326. Fish Pants
  327. The Hoof-faced Woman
  328. Mud Cat
  329. Crossbow Clusterfuck
  330. Too Many Horses
  331. Jump, Jump; Skate, Skate
  332. Matterhorn Matters
  333. This Trampoline Leads to Heaven
  334. MOAB (Mother Of All Blogs)
  335. I Smell What You Think
  336. Phantom Grocer
  337. Breakheart Raccoon
  338. Buy More Stuff
  339. The Boy Who Tamed a Bullet
  340. Soup Sitter
  341. We Are All Boxes
  342. Blog My Family
  343. Very Dirty Bear Child
  344. 12th Grade Explorations
  345. Dept. of Leonard Smith
  346. Too Hot for Kool-Aid
  347. Mazda vs. Mazda
  348. No Further Inquiries
  349. Bad Daddy Island
  350. Asshole FAQ's
  351. Give Me the 60
  352. This is Getting Old
  353. Election Face
  354. 12-volt Cherry Pie
  355. Cyberia's Ice Cream Man
  356. The State of It All
  357. Answer: Shut Up
  358. Searchin' For a Premonition
  359. Watch Out, George Lucas!
  360. Elephant on a Plane (First Class Terror)
  361. All the Little Pixels
  362. I'm About to Post Something -- I Swear
  363. The Digital Elizabeth
  364. Pencil Cabin
  365. The Butler's Log
  366. Color Me Curious
  367. Only the Dead Know For Sure
  368. Yeah, But He's Smart
  369. Living in Santa Barbara With No Money (A Hobo's Challenge)
  370. Looking for My Punk Rock Girl: Have You Seen Her?
  371. A Might Queer
  372. A Periscope Darkly
  373. Last Gentleman in Arizona
  374. Learn from the Sasquatch
  375. Anvil in My Hand
  376. I Fucking Swear That Kid's a Genius ... The Mitch Sweeney Chronicles
  377. Micah Jaguar
  378. Cooking for 2 Dogs
  379. Skull Duggard
  380. Symptom of the Cul de Sac
  381. Zero Hour Homeroom
  382. In Golden Halls, You Get to Keep the Gold That Falls
  383. You're Never Gonna Regret Reading This
  384. Here's a Guy Who Knows What He's Talking About!
  385. Firelick
  386. Raised by Eagles
  387. The New Bartender
  388. 800 CDs at Once
  389. Unpainted Shed
  390. The Bewitchin' Tub
  391. Increase the Innocence
  392. Focus on Barns
  393. If Iggy Pop Ruled It All
  394. Treasure Map in the Sky
  395. Heat Seeker
  396. Girls With Dragon Tattoos
  397. Reliving the Lambo Rambo
  398. The Picnic District
  399. Orange-haired Scoundrel
  400. Heavenly Circle
  401. Extremely Low Miles
  402. Moon Shoe Clearinghouse
  403. Pigeon Slide
  404. Wordless Hustle
  405. Gun Down Turnaround
  406. Santa Fe Information Society
  407. Ice Cream Sandwich Skyscraper Covered In Hate
  408. Revolving Basement
  409. Gill's Blog of Spells
  410. Definitely Surely Probably
  411. Weird, But Cool
  412. Licorice Land
  413. Chancy
  414. Simmering Teacher
  415. Stickers by Dwayne
  416. Sword Academy
  417. 8-bit Prodigy
  418. History's Most Clever T-Shirt
  419. Permanent Bad Birthday
  420. *Runs On Malt Liquor
  421. Unnatural Arkansas
  422. Trouble at the Old Mill
  423. Battleship from Above
  424. Bank Robs Thief
  425. A Day Without Video
  426. Kill Your Dreams
  427. Boring Magician
  428. Wireless Pogo Stick
  429. Gorilla Museum
  430. Penthouse Key
  431. Curmudgeon by Dawn
  432. Pick Up the Chicklets
  433. Jelly Bike
  434. Fruit Loop'd
  435. Otisburg
  436. Project Evan Improvement
  437. Scarlet Nights
  438. Marshmallow Arrow
  439. Charlie Foxtrot
  440. Desk of Decadence
  441. Squeezer Button
  442. Drink Less Sap
  443. Mrs. Huge's Kitchen
  444. Council of the Cave
  445. 88 Lunchable Recipes
  446. Dog Flower
  447. Whole Dang Shootin' Match
  448. Of Ants and Sega
  449. When Wisconsin Gets to Mars, There's Gonna Be a Whole Lotta Burnt Cheese
  450. Uncle Bingo on the Roof
  451. Heads I Win, Tails You Leave
  452. Setting Traps in Waco
  453. Egg
  454. I Know What I'm Blogging!
  455. Put It In Writing
  456. Just About to Get Naked
  457. Petery
  458. Old Pirate
  459. Take This Survey and Shove It
  460. 49 Cousins
  461. Lock the Vote
  462. Transistorman
  463. 100% Natural Blog
  464. Cunning Trickery
  465. 'Woofer
  466. Uninstall Soul
  467. Between the Bylines
  468. Take Four Lefts and You're There
  469. Jungle Duck
  470. Four and 20 Cups of Coffee
  471. Style of Reason
  472. Murder on the 14.4kps Express
  473. The Bronzed Aaron
  474. Jimmy Jack Jam
  475. The King's Bellows
  476. 99-yard Triple Reverse Touchdown
  477. Mitigating Circumstance
  478. Obvious Juror
  479. Blackbird Journal
  480. Todd the Tank Killer
  481. Bryce the Tank Killer
  482. Gerald the Tank Killer
  483. Tank Killer Killers with June and Bryce
  484. The Last Turnabout
  485. Tokyo Keymaster
  486. Halloween on Thanksgiving
  487. City of Penance
  488. Hubris Storm
  489. Charge of the Shadow Doctor
  490. Lifeguard On Duty
  491. Guess Today's Password
  492. No Ray Guns Barred
  493. Land of Milk and Off-Brand Cookies
  494. Leather Sheets
  495. Grenade in a Flashlight Fight
  496. Ugly Cougar Face
  497. Librarians Do It With the Covers On
  498. Butterscotch Morning
  499. Bees Wax is My Business
  500. Cement Play
  501. Binary Sea of Change
  502. Earhead
  503. Rascally Badger
  504. Splitting Crosshairs
  505. Magma 'zine
  506. Prof. Icicle's Comeuppance Parade
  507. Slipperier
  508. Games Bastards Play
  509. Summer Santa
  510. In the Eyes of Sarcasm
  511. Gas-powered Vineyard
  512. Artsy Cutesy Repulsion
  513. Welcome to The Tent
  514. The Line Starts Here
  515. Steel Boots
  516. Moose Wheels
  517. Muffin Logic
  518. When Ice Cream Socials Collide
  519. Shawn at the Gates
  520. Empirical Backdraft
  521. Bling and Incompetence
  522. Meet Me at the Shuffleboard
  523. Plaid and Loving It
  524. Gray Rainbow
  525. Dim Lantern Jaw
  526. Dinosaur Basement
  527. Gazebo Forest
  528. Hidden Letters
  529. The Neverending Rant of J. Ramsay
  530. Tunneling, Tunneling, Tunneling
  531. Let's Have a Landslide
  532. My Only Hope is to Be Loveable
  533. Pepperoniest
  534. Unscuttled Again
  535. The Dark Background
  536. This is Your Last Chance
  537. Burnt Biscuit
  538. Click Here to Continue
  539. House of Doors
  540. Sharp Grass
  541. Coldest Beer in Town
  542. Return to Blog Beach
  543. Chalky, Thoughtless Lloyd
  544. No Keyboard Brett
  545. Lunchroom Spy
  546. Championship Pennant
  547. Trev — Without a Net
  548. Randomings
  549. The Turquoise Chandelier
  550. Churning Heart
  551. The War on Hate
  552. Over the Top of the Bottom
  553. Notes on Music Notes
  554. Malapropism Asylum
  555. Couldn't Let It Go
  556. 32-bit Thinking
  557. Wind Poison
  558. Extra Aorta
  559. Dry Frost
  560. Diamond Judge
  561. Rake Surplus
  562. The Eternal Furnace
  563. Calliope Clearance
  564. Start Making Cents
  565. Posts Comprable to Zeus
  566. These Words Will Change the Internet
  567. An Uneven History of My Autobiography
  568. The Popcorn Ship Sails
  569. Steam Pen
  570. I Cannot See the Sky
  571. Live from Fern Hill
  572. Well Spent Youth
  573. Peering Into the Drain
  574. Glistening Tentacles
  575. Wooden Mind
  576. Almost to the Future
  577. Today is My Turn
  578. Blink and Listen
  579. Counting Down the Pages
  580. Won't You Read My Words
  581. Lake City Forest Club
  582. Head Meets Glass
  583. Feels Like Cash
  584. Trombone Arms (Feel the Noiz)
  585. Gather 'Round the Misanthrope Tree
  586. Ice Cookie
  587. When Clouds Frown
  588. Just South of Low Brow
  589. Ultra Mail
  590. Surprise Ending
  591. Initiate: Complicated Needless Sequence
  592. Private Journal [Guest Pass]
  593. Feeding the Human Nest
  594. Coyote Trail Ends Here
  595. Zag, Don't Zig
  596. Spike River
  597. Take This, You'll Need It
  598. Language of Dreams
  599. Any Other Way
  600. Breaded Boy
  601. Basement Hideout
  602. The Wooden Spoon News Desk
  603. Lip Sync Perfect
  604. Liquid Dominoes
  605. Have You Ever Tried ...
  606. Unmanned Air Ship
  607. You've Got Mop
  608. Des Moines Guest Book
  609. With Stupefying Results!
  610. Broken Wagon Tongue
  611. Melting Pot Factory
  612. Tuber Pistol
  613. Poof!
  614. The Hut
  615. Middle of the Rainbow
  616. El Bano de Suerte
  617. Mudway Drive
  618. Tell Me So
  619. Jesop McTrigger
  620. Date Hospital
  621. Bog
  622. New at the Candy Store
  623. Lonesome Hero
  624. Iron Lung Warehouse
  625. Truth Fax
  626. Sorry, Wrong Blog
  627. The Modem From 20,000 Fathoms
  628. Metro Mouse
  629. Sarah Goes Off
  630. Lode Walker, Internet Ranger
  631. All the Lights In the City Are On
  632. Quivering Lower Lip: International Edition
  633. Slug to Shining Slug
  634. Houston Glubby
  635. Knapsack Knowledge Emporium
  636. 2,000 Miles to Canada
  637. It Has to Be True
  638. Sit Down and Take It!
  639. The Boy With X-Ray Hands
  640. Read or Bleed
  641. Our South American Cousin
  642. Too Wordy
  643. Have You Scene This Act?
  644. Deaf Radio
  645. The Lineup
  646. Descent into Meaning
  647. General Mediocrity
  648. Sturm n' Durm
  649. Double Lighthouse
  650. Morning Werewolf
  651. Fun With Electricity
  652. Constant Updates
  653. Automatic Office Chair
  654. Grainy Video
  655. Generic Control Panel
  656. Lists! Lists! Lists!
  657. Wormhole Navigation
  658. The Great Ham Scam
  659. From Gill's Computer
  660. Tiny Violin
  661. Plant Reader
  662. Cry Wolfie
  663. Neo Freako
  664. Ruminations from the Meat Dept.
  665. Bubble Elevator
  666. Boat-nomics
  667. Very Neighborly
  668. Axe-man Moves In
  669. Infinite Prairie
  670. I'm the Leak
  671. Let's Blow This Top
  672. eRingmaster
  673. M.C. Emcee's No Spin Table Zone
  674. 973 Word-things Per Minute
  675. Electrolyte Phantastic On Your Screen!
  676. Untitled2
  677. No Strike Zone: The Cricket Critic
  678. Bears Do It, Fish Do It ... Let's Get to It
  679. Rapid-Fire Canon
  680. One-Stop Blog
  681. Machines Are All Around Us
  682. BURN!!!!!!
  683. Outdated and Unused
  684. Midknight Cubicle
  685. Consider It Crashed
  686. Winks All Around
  687. What You Should Need
  688. Ten More Facts ...
  689. Endless Ladder
  690. Future Blog in the Year 2658
  691. And It Begins
  692. Eight Ball Ape's Predictions
  693. Jared's Mind Massacre
  694. Krab Soup
  695. Oddities From The Olde Worlde
  696. Dispatches from Wayne
  697. Roulette Wheel Confessions
  698. The Whole Ice Berg
  699. E Pluribus Dorkus
  700. Aquarium Erotica


Jo Custer said...

by no means did i read all of these, but i'm really feeling: 'date hospital' and 'sorry, wrong blog'

congrats on proving that the world is filled with idle pursuits just waiting for those with ambition enough to prove that they can be done ; )

Adam Ross said...

Thank you Johanna, that last statement was part of my initial motivation. This and other topics will be touched upon in a later post.

Chris Stangl said...

OK, I did read all 700, and I can say with confidence that no matter what a person has named their blog, if they read this list, they will find their title mocked. And I plead guilty to the "Chocolate Submarine" school-of-blog-namery. Bravo.

Jo Custer said...

cool, adam

i read most of them, chris, and often felt like i had been to that blog, but more because of the kinds of discussion (using the term loosely) i find hosted there, etc., than the title...

Winks All Around, e.g., is a deja vu nightmare. luckily, i see less of that these days, though.

Anonymous said...

A few notes:

* I would read #33 and #61
* I am currently living #369
* #543 and #544 are hobo names as well
* The titles should be mixed and matched for maximum effect. To wit: #619 + #650 = Jesop McTrigger: Morning Werewolf.

Mike Sheffler

Adam Ross said...

Mike - the beautiful thing is that almost all of John's and my entries can be mix and matched, such as "Colin, that Cheerful Fuck's Fish Pants." The number of possible combinations is in the NASA range.

And yes, I would be drawn to No. 33 as well.

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How about:
There is no third word.
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BTW, I did not read the entire list either.

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My fave is the Whole Lotta Rosie reference!

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I only wish that since you took the time to do the list, you might have put it in Alphabetical order...thanks ! ( you obviously have time to burn !)

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I read every one -- and found several that suited -- my favorite (in anyone cares) is randomings. Thats what blogs are :)

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This was no help at all, and I think most of the blog names sucked.

No offense intended. "The truth hurts," as they say. I think you really need to find a hobby or something to do with all your spare time- 700 blog titles??!!

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